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I received this from a fellow teammate. I thought this was hilarious and so cleverly crafted. Enjoy and have fun.
I do not know who really wrote this, but kudos to you for being able to craft such special messages... Awesome and fun.

Teaches me to read between the lines.. ;-)

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The HR manager received the following appraisal report one day:

   1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
   2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
   3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
   4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
   5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
   6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
   7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
   8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
   9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
   10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
   11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
   12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
   13 executed as soon as possible.

Later that day, the same HR manager received the following addendum:

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
Thank you and Have a Nice Day

/Dennis

UGTV !! A monthly webcast dedicated to bringing informative programming to Users Groups worldwide.

If you are a IT Pro User Group Leader, this is the video for you.
BTW, i'm a roving UGTV Roving Reporter.. ;-)

UGTV (User group Television) for ITPro Debuts!
/Dennis

This is a super early demo at the Multi-Touch Capabilities in Windows 7.

Windows 7 is the next generation of Windows Operating System.
Check it out, its really Cool.

Video: Multi-Touch in Windows 7

/Dennis

At the beginning of this week, part of my team was affected by and internal office move.
Only through this move, did i realize i have so many things.. it took me an entire day. Wasted my entire day settling my stuff.

One of my team mates, Yizhe, is on holidays and the office managers says we must move.

Russell helped and guess what... Look at this mess at Yizhe's new table... He's going to have a hard time cleaning up when he's back from vacation.. :-)

/Dennis